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Retirement Quotes (continued)

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Ten retirement quotes (continued):

 

 

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

 

Abe Lemons

 

 

It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.

 

Andy Rooney

 

Additional notable retirement quotes:

 

 

 

Planning to Retire? Before you do find your passion., do the thing that you have always wanted to do.

 

Catherine Pulsifer

 

 

We have no porch, no rocking chair, and no time. My biggest need is a calendar because there are so many things to do. Now I encourage people to retire the younger the better.

 

Maurice Musholt

 

 

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.

 

Andre Maurois

 

 

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

 

Ben Stein

 

 

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

 

Woody Allen


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