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List of words that need to be invented

Sunday, March 2nd, 2014   11:00 pm |  Category:   Humor   |   Add Comment  
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genuwhim (jen’ – yoo- wim) – that real antique tsotsche you bought on the weekend trip to Coney Island that you thought you really, really needed – but didn’t

 

genuwine (jen’ – yoo – wine) – not that cheap crap that comes in a box – for God’s sake

 

genuwhine (jen’ – yoo – wine) – I’m really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sorry

 

flababble (fla – ba’ – bull) – all of your excuses for why you are overweight

 

prepunderant (pree – pun’ – der – unt) – a person that knows the answer before you ask the question

 

wigwarm (wig’ – warm) – a hat

 

slud (slud) – (a better) past tense for slide

 

ignostic (ig – noss’ – tick) – a person who is not sure whether he knows or not

 

inkubaiter (ink’ – you – bay – tor) – a company that sells you a fancy printer for $129 and then charges you $18 each for cartridge refills that you seem to need every thirty pages or so

 

soupurlative (soo – pur’ – la – tiv) – much, much better than the salad option

 

sombur (som – burr’) – a huge, pointy, spiky thing; the biggest one you’ve ever seen

 

cognizant (n) (cog’ – ni – zant) – a person who is a gear expert

 

sapurlative (sa – purr’ – la – tiv) – being expert at dumb jokes

 

tweakery (twee’ – kur – ee) – the act of continually reminding someone of a trick that you played on them once

 

incredulicious (in – cred’ – you – lish” – iss) – hard to believe how good it tastes

 

incling (ink’ – ling) – a very, very small corporation

 

hippiepotamus (hip – ee – pot’ – a muss) – a great big fat kid with flowers in his hair

 

chutzpididty (you figure out how to say it) – brazen stupidity; stupidity with a lot of nerve

 

 

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