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The Current Condition – OLS and CRS

Sunday, April 10th, 2016   4:23 pm |  Category:   Humor, Life   |  2 Comments  | Author:     bio

My current problem—at least the one I’m telling you about today—has been with me a couple of years. I didn’t know how to deal with it. I couldn’t find proper “do-it-yourself” improvement books about it. My husband just didn’t want to talk about it. So, I’ll subject you to it. Perhaps you have experienced these …more

Semi-Colon

Thursday, February 18th, 2016   10:00 am |  Category:   Health, Humor, Life   |  2 Comments  | Author:     bio

It wasn’t that long ago that I found out I owned a prostate. Now, my doctor tells me, I have a colon.   I was sitting in his office discussing some test results, when he said, “I saw something I didn’t like in your stool sample.” It’s hard to keep a straight face when someone …more

Say What? Braces? At My Age?

Wednesday, May 13th, 2015   10:07 am |  Category:   Health, Humor   |  1 Comment  | Author:     bio

One of the things about aging no one ever mentions is the inevitable transmigration of one’s teeth. For the last 50 years or so, my teeth have been slowly but surely jockeying for position. A position, I might add, they have absolutely no business being in.   That’s because my teeth are unrealistic. They are …more

Retirement–Time for Television

Thursday, April 30th, 2015   7:25 pm |  Category:   Humor, Life   |  Add Comment  | Author:     bio

Who knew television viewing would change with retirement? I could just write, “We now have high definition TV–HDTV! And a streaming device!” But you’d never know about the radical change, the loss my father-in-law “Muns” suffered or TV service providers’ weather reports.   Pre-Retirement TV   Before we retired, my wife Vicki and I had …more

I Almost Felt Guilty

Friday, December 5th, 2014   12:18 pm |  Category:   Humor   |  21 Comments  | Author:     bio

Several years ago I decided to celebrate my retirement with a new car. My wife and I had been sharing one, and I’d hesitated to purchase another for my exclusive use because we lived downtown and parking was difficult. Our house was nearly a hundred years old with a narrow garage carved out of the …more

Why We Go South – Again

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2014   12:36 pm |  Category:   Humor, Life, Relationships   |  1 Comment  | Author:     bio

We’re here!   The bags have been unpacked, the clothes put away and the neighbors sufficiently greeted and acknowledged. The coverings have been taken off the furniture and the cable TV service has been restored. All is ready for another six months. We are back in Arizona for the winter.   This will be our …more

No More Cats Please

Saturday, October 4th, 2014   3:16 pm |  Category:   Humor, Life   |  Add Comment  | Author:     bio

Vicki would like to disrupt our placid retirement with another cat. I ask you, is that fair?   Because I have always been the early riser and the one who handles cleaning duties, I have been the cat keeper…in sickness and in health, until death do they part. I fed, watered, changed litter, cleaned up …more

Granddaughters Say the Darndest Things

Wednesday, October 1st, 2014   2:46 pm |  Category:   Humor, Life, Relationships   |  Add Comment  | Author:     bio

Years ago, (and I’m really dating myself here, but I bet some of you remember), there was a TV show in the middle of the day called Art Linkletter’s House Party. The show ran the gamut from household hints, informal celebrity interviews and musical groups. But the highlight of the show was at the end …more

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